For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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