I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Randomize
