I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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