I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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