i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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