just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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