I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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