some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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