i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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