Bisexual people are plain selfish.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
His hands were made for my vagina.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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