Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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