The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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