that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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