Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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