i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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