You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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