The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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