David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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