I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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