how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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