yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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