dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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