Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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