she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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