I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
FUCK WHALES
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