This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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