Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm having to shit out rocks
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