HIV tests are more positive than that guy
True but thats because hes a fetus.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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