i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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