this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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