You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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