Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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