We won't sleep together?
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
