If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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