Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize
