Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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