Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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