at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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