every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Someone came in the potted fern
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.