The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.