Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (505): My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though. http://tfl.nu/1gr0
  Replies (5) Good night (2624) Bad night (642)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce http://tfl.nu/bsub
  Replies (22) Good night (3115) Bad night (1307)
• Favorite

  (507): View more from Minnesota

  and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (507): and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person. http://tfl.nu/ixis
  Replies (12) Good night (1249) Bad night (6116)
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man. http://tfl.nu/1swk
  Replies (36) Good night (9063) Bad night (1222)
• Favorite

  (906): View more from Michigan

  They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (906): They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home... http://tfl.nu/s5gn
  Replies (1) Good night (973) Bad night (2062)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs http://tfl.nu/vyur
  Replies (6) Good night (2356) Bad night (809)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?

  (817): View more from Texas

  Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole? (817): Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that. http://tfl.nu/wqpn
  Replies (1) Good night (1975) Bad night (857)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/d0l1
  Replies (3) Good night (2193) Bad night (841)
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left. http://tfl.nu/h7ai
  Replies (3) Good night (1733) Bad night (658)
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog

  (989): View more from Michigan

  They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog (989): They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries. http://tfl.nu/meap
  Replies (5) Good night (1291) Bad night (743)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): I gasped. Both pairs of lips did. http://tfl.nu/2kuf
  Replies (4) Good night (2551) Bad night (1147)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant http://tfl.nu/bd42
  Replies (9) Good night (1187) Bad night (820)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip http://tfl.nu/afxb
  Replies (0) Good night (822) Bad night (399)
• Favorite

  (+35): View more from

  Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+35): Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean? http://tfl.nu/kb5k
  Replies (1) Good night (339) Bad night (411)
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE http://tfl.nu/e3gt
  Replies (3) Good night (249) Bad night (394)

Randomize