I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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