bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
His nipple licking is glorious
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