just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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