I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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