no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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