I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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