i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
3pm strippers are depressing
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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