He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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