How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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