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singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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