you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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