U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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