problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize
