Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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